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Calm The F Ck Down

Author : Sasha O'Hara
ISBN : 1522864741
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This best selling adult coloring book is the perfect way to unwind and relax for those with a subversive and irreverent sense of humor. Color the things you can't say. 21 single sided adult coloring pages and 2 color test pages. Moderate to complex in detail. Images include: Beautiful abstract doodles, animals, people and fairies. Each has its own sassy quip like "Home is where the vodka is," "Suck it up buttercup" and "Dance like no one attractive is watching," and other humorous and subversive sayings. CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN. Be sure to check out Sasha's new release Chill the F*ck Out too! http: //amzn.com/1530103940

Calm The F Ck Down

Author : Vienna David
ISBN : 1601066643
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Calm The F Ck Down The Only Parenting Technique You Ll Ever Need

Author : David Vienna
ISBN : 9781601066640
Genre : Family & Relationships
File Size : 38. 58 MB
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If you're a good parent, you probably drive yourself batshit with worry. This book is for you. Based on his viral blog post and addressing concerns from "my baby won't poop" to "my boy likes girl toys" to "everything costs too much," David Vienna's wise and funny parenting advice will amuse and inform—and remind you that (almost) nothing is worth freaking out about. Includes advice from actual experts!Great new dad gift that'll keep him calm, cool, and collectedPaperback; 5.5 x 7.75 inches; 112 pages

Calm The F Ck Down

Author : Drunk Doodles
ISBN : 1539505995
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Calm The F*Ck Down: Music For My Soul Adult Coloring Book is a fun filled book with fun sayings like go sax yourself, I need some vodka, my goodness do these singers suck and many more. Get lost in the amazing details that you bring to life with color. Imagine smiling, relaxing, and having fun. Get yours Today! Fun And Relaxing Detailed Pictures Great Time Fun.... Get This Epic Coloring Book Today!"

Calm The F Ck Down

Author : Marjorie Brown
ISBN : 1534943528
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Having a bad day?Do you want to vent out your frustration?For those days that you want to release anger, disappointments, and other negativities or you simply want to forget and relax or even to kill boredom than have a copy of this adult coloring book. Join many colorists who have discovered the joy of coloring attractive designs with swear words in it. Join many colorists who have discovered the joy of coloring attractive designs with swear words on it. Choose from over 50 patterns with the nastiest vulgar words to color. It is a truly wonderful way of releasing stress!

Chill The F Ck Out

Author : Sasha O'Hara
ISBN : 1530103940
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File Size : 42. 21 MB
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From the creator of the #1 bestseller Calm the F*ck Down comes Chill the F*ck Out, an Irreverent Adult Coloring Book The perfect way to tickle your snarky bone. Let yourself or the one you love chill out, de-stress and unwind. Blow off steam and express how you really feel with these humorous, sassy and out-of-line coloring pages. Color the things you can't say. Always sassy, often snarky, Chill the F*ck Out is ready for you to enjoy the shit out of it! 28 new Single-Sided images 2 color test pages Each single-sided page ranges from moderate to detailed in complexity. You choose what you want to color based on your mood. A variety of beautiful designs, such as people, animals, abstract and flowers are included. These beautiful images include abstract designs, animals and people, each with its own subversive saying like "It's been lovely but I have to scream now", "As If", "That's MS. Bitch to you", and more. Contains Adult Language. What others are saying about Calm the F*ck Down, an Irreverent Adult Coloring Book by Sasha O'Hara "This book will do exactly as it says. It will help you calm the "f" down. The book is awesome. It has one image per page, not front and back, so no worries about markers bleeding thru and ruining another image. I love that there are a couple of pages at the front to test your colors on. The book has awesome images and sayings. The images vary significantly so there really is something for everyone. I've included some sample images from the book to get an idea of what is inside. Amazing book for anyone who loves to color at a super reasonable price. Great gift idea. I'm buying a couple more for friends now that I've seen the inside..." - Melissa S. "I have had so much fun coloring your designs! They keep me somewhat sane when I am not feeling well. Thank you so much for putting out this book!" - Trish H. "I have so many coloring books that I've collected for the last 20 years; as a potty-mouthed b*tch, though, this is my current favorite. Can't wait for the next!" - Debbie M. "This is by far my favorite coloring book and I have tons!! Just the perfect amount of sweary meets funny. Some of the sweary books are disgusting. This one is perfect!!" -Gavin S. "I don't typically do product reviews but this time I'm making an exception. I absolutely love this book! Sure I'm sarcastic, sassy and have a sense of humor, and if you are too you'll love it as well. Some pages are simple, some more detailed so it's great for someone trying to just get a start in this hectic new wave of adult coloring. In the long run it makes me smile, and isn't that worth every penny?" - Anonymous "I just received this 15 minutes ago. This is just what the doctor ordered. Clearly it's not for those offended by foul language, but that should be obvious by title. I don't write that many reviews and certainly not within minutes of receiving the article. This little treasure of a coloring book was definitely worth the effort. While I enjoy my beautiful garden, faces, animals, mandalas and steampunk coloring books, Sasha O'Hara knocked it outta the park with this little diddy. I'm glad I didn't look at the pictures in the reviews. It was sooo much better being surprised by each turn of the page and literally laughing my a** off at such lovely drawings as the titles described my true feelings. There's a few I plan on coloring, framing and presenting to a few friends. Highly recommended to those not offended by uncensored foul language. - Moodswings

Calm The F Ck Down Calendar Planner

Author : Sasha O'Hara
ISBN : 1540684091
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Watch out world, now there's finally an irreverent adult calendar and planner with a snarktastic coloring page for every week of the year! It not only lets you color the things you can't say, you also get: 52 Fan Favorite Coloring Pages It's Flexible - Start ANY Time of the Year 12 at a Glance Monthly Pages 12 Monthly Planning Pages 52 Weekly Calendar Pages Pages to Create Lists for Any Occasion 2 Bookmarks to Color and Cut Out With a sampling of fan favorite coloring pages from all of Sasha O'Hara's coloring books, plus previously unreleased coloring pages., you're sure to have enjoy the f*ck out of coloring this book, as well as organizing your schedule to take over the world. CONTAINS ADULT LANGUAGE. NOT INTENDED FOR CHILDREN. To connect with Sasha, find her Irreverent Adult Coloring Books, get free coloring pages, and more visit: www.SashaOhara.com"

Go The Fuck To Sleep

Author : Adam Mansbach
ISBN : 9780857862662
Genre : Humor
File Size : 37. 88 MB
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Go the Fuck to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don’t always send a toddler sailing off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate and refreshingly honest, it captures the familiar and unspoken tribulations of putting your child to bed for the night. Colourfully illustrated and hilariously funny, this is a breath of fresh air for parents new, old, and expectant*. (*You should probably not read this to your children.)

The Brave Athlete

Author : Lesley Paterson
ISBN : 1937715736
Genre : Sports & Recreation
File Size : 47. 9 MB
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The Brave Athlete is a practical, step-by-step guide that solves the 25 most common mental conundrums athletes face in their everyday training and in races. In this mental makeover from professional athlete Lesley Paterson and sports psychologist Dr. Simon Marshall, you ll find new speed and joy in your sport by overcoming patterns of thinking, feeling, or acting that sabotage your potential and enjoyment. Whether you re facing your first 5K or lining up at the World Championships, endurance sports demand courage, determination, and the ability to save yourself from mental pitfalls. Applying new science and hard-earned wisdom, The Brave Athlete gets down and dirty to conquer real problems faced by athletes of all levels. "

F Ck Feelings

Author : Michael Bennett, MD
ISBN : 9781476789996
Genre : Psychology
File Size : 49. 93 MB
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The only self-help book you'll ever need, from a psychiatrist and his comedy writer daughter, who will help you put aside your unrealistic wishes, stop trying to change things you can't change, and do the best with what you can control—the first steps to managing all of life's impossible problems. Need to stop screwing up? Feel like you're under a loser's curse? Work with an ass? Want to clear your name or get justice, rescue an addicted person, get closure after childhood abuse, get a lover to commit, not ruin your kid? Although other self-help books claim to reveal the path to happiness, F*ck Feelings warns that convincing yourself that there is such a path will actually lead you to feel like a true failure. What the Bennetts can promise you is that you can manage any situation life throws at you if you can keep your sense of humor, bend your wishes to fit reality, restrain your feelings, manage bad behavior, and do what you think is right. Life is hard. It's not fair. Our feelings cloud our rationality, and we become tangled in our efforts to achieve the impossible or change the unchangeable. In this groundbreaking, entirely sensible, and funny book, the Bennetts open the shrinks' secret solution manual and show you how to find a new kind of freedom by working toward realistic goals and doing the best with what you can control. They address the most common problems Dr. Bennett's patients bring to his private practice—problems with family, love, work, self-esteem, garden variety assholes, and more—and give you a script for going forward. With no-bullshit advice from a Harvard-educated shrink freed of all jargon and patronization by his smart-ass, comedy writer daughter,F*ck Feelings is the cut-to-the-chase therapy session you've been looking for.

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