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It S Obvious You Won T Survive By Your Wits Alone

Author : Scott Adams
ISBN : 0836204158
Genre : Humor
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Cartoons from the comic strip "Dilbert" feature the hapless engineer and his cynical canine companion, Dogbert

Your Accomplishments Are Suspiciously Hard To Verify

Author : Scott Adams
ISBN : 9781449415075
Genre : Humor
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Inside Your Accomplishments Are Suspiciously Hard to Verify, Adams tackles the subjects of Elbonian slave labor, faulty product recalls, less-than-anonymous employee surveys, and more. If you've ever looked among your co-workers and thought, "I hope feral cats eat every one of you," or briefly celebrated a well-deserved promotion only to realize that the word "promotion" now means that you're responsible for doing two jobs for the price of one, then chances are you find the corporate cubicle culture represented inside Dilbert alive and well inside your own work environment--and that's exactly what makes Dilbert so topical and funny. From Dilbert's invention of a portable brain scanner (with a popcorn microwave option) to his moonlighting as a professional corporate crime scene cleaner, Your Accomplishments Are Suspiciously Hard to Verify chronicles pointless projects, interminable meetings, and ill-conceived office policies one Dilbert strip at a time.

Problem Identified

Author : Scott Adams
ISBN : 9781449417826
Genre : Humor
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In Problem Identified: And You're Probably Not Part of the Solution, cartoonist Scott Adams affectionately ridicules inept office colleagues--those co-workers behind the pointless projects, interminable meetings, and ill-conceived "downsizings"--in this thematically linked collection of Dilbert comic strips. Dilbert, the benchmark of office humors, continues to use its considerable powers of humor for the greater good, helping us to fight the good fight at work despite those around us whose job descriptions seem to include undercutting morale and generally doing everything possible to lead us into economic ruin.

Cubes And Punishment

Author : Scott Adams
ISBN : 9781449417772
Genre : Humor
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My cube is sucking the life force out of me." --Dilbert In Cubes and Punishment: A Dilbert Book, Dilbert sardonically skewers the Dostoevskian sense of despair and anxiety that corporate life breeds. And nowhere is this sense more alive than in the desolation of the cubicle. In Dilbert's world, cubicle dwellers are relegated to everything from the half-size intern cubicle to the patented head cubicle and are even sentenced to adopt and decorate empty cubicles. * Dilbert continues to be the voice for the embattled cubicle-dwelling Everyman. With best-friend Dogbert, and a veritable who's who in accompanying office characters ranging from the Boss and Wally to Alice and Catbert, Dilbert offers a welcome dose of laughter in response to the inanity of corporate culture and middle-management mores.

Dilbert

Author : Books Llc
ISBN : 1156441080
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Please note that the content of this book primarily consists of articles available from Wikipedia or other free sources online. Pages: 33. Chapters: Dilbert books, Dilbert characters, Scott Adams, The Dilbert principle, The Joy of Work, Dogbert's Top Secret Management Handbook, The Dilbert Future, List of Dilbert characters, Cubicle, List of Dilbert animated series episodes, Pointy-haired Boss, Alice, Asok, The Great Dalmuti, Carol, Wally, Catbert, Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons, Dilbert's Desktop Games, Ratbert, Words You Don't Want to Hear During Your Annual Performance Review, Dogbert's New Ruling Class, Don't Stand Where the Comet is Assumed to Strike Oil, Fugitive From the Cubicle Police, When Did Ignorance Become A Point Of View?, Journey to Cubeville, Random Acts of Management, I'm Not Anti-Business, I'm Anti-Idiot, When Body Language Goes Bad, Thriving on Vague Objectives, The Fluorescent Light Glistens Off Your Head, Another Day In Cubicle Paradise, Casual Day Has Gone Too Far, Dilbert and the Way of the Weasel, Don't Step In The Leadership, Plop: The Hairless Elbonian, Excuse Me While I Wag, It's Obvious You Won't Survive By Your Wits Alone, Dilberito, Bring Me the Head of Willy the Mailboy!, Dilmom, Dilbert Gives You the Business, Shave the Whales, Dogbert's Clues for the Clueless, Try Rebooting Yourself, Still Pumped from Using the Mouse, Bob the Dinosaur, It's Not Funny If I Have To Explain It, World's smartest garbageman, This is the Part Where You Pretend to Add Value, Positive Attitude, Dilbert 2.0: 20 Years of Dilbert. Excerpt: Dilbert is an American comic strip written and drawn by Scott Adams. First published on April 16, 1989 Dilbert is known for its satirical office humor about a white-collar, micromanaged office featuring the engineer Dilbert as the title character. The strip has spawned several books, an animated television series, a computer game, and hundreds of Dilbert-themed merchandise items. Adams has also received...

When Body Language Goes Bad

Author : Scott Adams
ISBN : 0740732986
Genre : Comics & Graphic Novels
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A collection of "Dilbert" cartoons presents another look at life in a large company as workers cope with meetings, their boss, foolish manangement directives, budget problems, and other common workplace situations.

Excuse Me While I Wag

Author : Scott Adams
ISBN : 9781449424244
Genre : Humor
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Cubicle-dwelling business people the world over have been knowingly nodding, faithfully push-pinning their favorite strips to their cube walls, and--most of all--belly laughing out loud ever since Dilbert first arrived on the scene. In this collection, Excuse Me While I Wag, Dilbert and his look-alike dog, Dogbert, once again provide comic relief to anyone who has ever had to inhabit a cubicle, endure an "initiative of the week," or simply work in an office that has, on occasion, caused them to pull out large clumps of their hair. Scott Adams' dead-on humor in Excuse Me While I Wag is sure to satisfy the hordes of fans worldwide who avidly follow the misadventures of Dilbert, Dogbert, Catbert, Ratbert, the pointy-haired boss, and the rest of the cast of characters in Dilbert's world--a world that's eerily like the one we work in daily.

Always Postpone Meetings With Time Wasting Morons

Author : Scott Adams
ISBN : 0836217586
Genre : Humor
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From mountain and valley, from hill and dale, people are asking, "How can I have more Dilbert in my life?" Help is at hand with a blast from the past in Scott Adams' very first compilation of Dilbert comic strips, Always Postpone Meetings with Time-Wasting Morons. It is tempting to compare Adams' work to that of Leonardo da Vinci. The differences are striking. Adams displays good jokes and strong character development, whereas da Vinci has been skating for years on his ability to do shading. Advantage: Adams. And though it may seem boorish to point this out, da Vinci wrote backwards. And he's dead. Advantage: Adams. The choice is clear. Fans looking for a book which will stand the test of time, even beyond the time you spend flipping through it in the bookstore (for which the author receives no royalties whatsoever), should buy this book. Those who are not good comparison shoppers can buy the Mona Lisa.

Shave The Whales

Author : Scott Adams
ISBN : 0836217403
Genre : Humor
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Hot on the heels of Dogbert's Clues for the Clueless, this new Dilbert collection will be widely welcomed by fans of that attention-grabbing comic which appears in 175 newspapers nationwide. Don't miss incompetent, socially inept technohead Dilbert and his megalomaniac pet Dogbert as they try to not only survive in but rule the world.

Business Leader Profiles For Students

Author : Gale Group
ISBN : 0787629359
Genre : Business & Economics
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Profiles of significant contributors to business and industry, past and present, written especially for high school students.

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