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Quintessentially British Volume 2

Author : L. Lench
ISBN : 153365509X
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Quintessentially British Volume 2: Insulting and rude phrases This is an extremely rude and insulting colouring book. This volume contains 29 illustrations of British swearwords with beautifully illustrated backgrounds. For more information and to preview you can visit www.qb-books.com In total there are 29 delightfully British swearword phrases and insults for you to enjoy and colour. WARNING: Contains words that could easily offend, like F*&K and C@&T. If you are easily offended then this is not the book for you. Volume 3 will be out shortly, with even more words and phrases for your amusement. Phrases included in this book: 1 What the fuck are you looking at? 2 What do you mean unicorns don't exist, I am a motherfucking unicorn 3 Chill the fuck out 4 Stop talking shit 5 That was pretty fucking cuntish 6 Are you taking the piss? 7 I'm all out of fucks to give 8 Does it look like I give a fuck 9 You cheese eating surrender monkey 10: Mirrors can't talk, and lucky for you they can't tell you to fuck off either 11 People like you are the reason we have a middle finger 12 No need for insults your face says it all 13 It's not that I'm smarter than you, it's just you're dumber than everyone else 14 Jealousy is a disease: Get well soon motherfucker 15 You're very beautiful, no doubt about it. But I would still rather fuck a monkey 16 If I hurt your feelings in any way. I just want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that I don't fucking care 17: Where did you come from? Shit!! Did someone leave your cage open 18 It's not that I hate you. I just wish I had never fucking met you 10 Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fucking fingers and the middle one is for you 20 I'm not listening, but keep on talking I love the way you make my ears bleed 21 Life is great, you should try getting one sometime 22 I'm partial to Fucktard, although fuckface, dipshit and arsehole are good too 23 Hello, Good Evening and Bollocks 24 I wish he would shove a rabbit up his arse, strap a ferret to his Dick and then fuck himself 25 I really, really, really, really absolutely fucking hate you, you are nothing but a worthless pile of stinking dog shit, go fuck yourself. 26 Fuck You 27 Wow, what a fucktacular lack of judgement 28 Have I told you how much I appreciate you? No? Oh good 29: Thank you for buying our book, we appreciate your custom. Now Fuck off For more information and to preview you can visit www.qb-books.com TAGS: colouring book, coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, midnight colouring book, black adult colouring book, midnight adult colouring book, sweary colouring book, swear word colouring book, swear words adult colouring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, millie marotta, joanna basford, swear, enchanted forest, emma farrarons, release anger, anger management, release your anger

Quintessentially British Hilarious Adult Swearword Colouring Book

Author : L. Lench
ISBN : 1530635764
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Quintessentially British - Hilarious Adult Swearword Colouring book, Volume 1. Contains 30 illustrations of British swearwords with beautifully illustrated backgrounds, each with their own additional descriptive page. For more information and to preview you can visit www.qb-books.com Ever wondered how the British swear? Ever wondered what all those words mean? Then this is the book for you. Even if you don't like colouring then this book will make you laugh out loud. Quintessentially British is so much more than all the other swear word colouring books on the market. You learn some new words and discover what they mean in addition to the awesome illustrations for you to colour. In total there are 30 delightfully British swearwords for you to enjoy and colour, all illustrations include usage, examples and definitions for all British Swearwords used. So if you have ever wondered how the British swear and what these words actually mean then this is the book for you, if you love colouring then for each word we have created a wonderful illustration for you to colour. WARNING: Contains words that could easily offend, like F*&K and C@&T. If you are easily offended then this is not the book for you. Example Text Page W is for Wanker Wanker - noun BRITISH vulgar slang a contemptible person (used as a generalized term of abuse). While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally. I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker. Most children these days learn the word "wanker" long before they learn its literal meaning. EXAMPLES: "You're such a wanker!" "He lost both of his hands in a childhood kiting accident. What a wanker!." Volume 2 will be out shortly, with even more words for your amusement. Words included in this book: Arsehole Bastard Bellend Berk Bloody Blooming Eck Bollocks Bugger Cobblers Cunt Dickhead Fuck Fuck It Gormless Knob Knobend Manky Minger Munter Oh Nuts Oi Cunt Piss Off Plonker Pussy Sod Off Swine Tits Tosser Twat Wanker For more information and to preview you can visit www.qb-books.com TAGS: colouring book, coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, midnight colouring book, black adult colouring book, midnight adult colouring book, sweary colouring book, swear word colouring book, swear words adult colouring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, millie marotta, joanna basford, swear, enchanted forest, emma farrarons, release anger, anger management, release your anger

Adult Coloring Books

Author : Adult Coloring Books
ISBN : 1944575359
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20 Unique Hand curated Designs To Color Dozens of inappropriate swear words imaginable Coloring Pages designed for Adults Each Swear word is Designs with cats, dogs, butterflies patterns Each Coloring Page is designed for fun and Relaxations The Variety of Pages Ensure there is something for every skill level Your Choice of coloring tool can be used (Pens, Pencils, Markers, Crayons etc) Each Coloring Page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through Scroll Up Now and Order Your Copy to Get started Immediately

Underwater Tranquility Adult Colouring Book

Author : L. Lench
ISBN : 1530850622
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Underwater Tranquility consists of 60 wonderful underwater scenes for you to colour at your leisure. From Seahorses, SeaShells, Mermaids to Shipwrecks. Other Books Available:Elephants - A Colouring Book Journey to EnlightenmentQuintessentially British - Hilarious Adult Swearword BookMums Colouring Book of MandalasFairies, Dragons & Unicorns - Adult Colouring BookUltimate Cats Colouring Book: Big Cats & Little CatsUltimate Colouring Book of Birds80 Mandalas to Calm your Mind QB Colouring books design wonderful adult colouring books that are available worldwide. All of our books are printed so that there is no image on the reverse of each illustration. This way you can cut out and keep/frame your finished design if you are pleased with it without it ruining any of the other images. Our most popular colouring book is the best seller 'Quintessentially British'. Since then we have been dedicated to bringing quality colouring books to the public. More information can be found at www.qb-books.com

Swear Words Colouring Book

Author : Swear Word Colouring Book Group
ISBN : 1945006064
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This best selling adult colouring book will have you smiling in no time. Our swear word colouring book for adults contains some of Outrageous Katie's best graphic illustrations and swear words you wouldn't dare say in front of mom! Our book contains curse words that will make you laugh, giggle, and gasp. You never knew ugly words could be so pretty! You'll be telling everyone you know about this top seller in adult colouring books. Some of the words you'll be giggling over are: As*hole Bullsh*t Jackas* D*ckcheese Limpd*ck And so many more! 100% orignal and hand drawn illustrations. 8.5"x11.0" book with images that fill the entire page. Fantastic gift for anyone with a sense of humor If you're looking for the best in adult swear word coloring books look no further. Please order your's today! ***Please know that our book contains curse words and is not intended for children.***

How To Speak Brit

Author : Christopher J. Moore
ISBN : 1592408982
Genre : LANGUAGE ARTS & DISCIPLINES
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The author of In Other Words draws on history, literature, pop culture and his own heritage to explore the phrases that most embody the British character, tracing the linguistic influence of writers from Chaucer to Shakespeare and Dickens to Wodehouse, and unraveling the baffling complexity of the King's English. 25,000 first printing.

Fuck It Let S Color

Author : Sarah Ganly
ISBN : 1523846666
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This hand drawn adult coloring book features 24 swear word coloring pages in landscape format. Make sure to check out all the pages in this book on my amazon author page here: http: //www.amazon.com/Sarah-Ganly/e/B01BK4X09W/ref=dp_byline_cont_book_1 Each curse word coloring sheet has a blank back so it can be cut out and framed. You will find some classic swear words such as asshat, piss off, dick, bitch, bullshit, cock, fuck, and asshole in this book. It also features some more creative curses such as skittle tits, fuck you very much, fanfuckingtastic, twatwaffle, shitface, and thundercunt for more experienced swearers to enjoy. With a variety of patterns and curses to color, this relaxing and fun cuss word coloring book is great for art therapy as well as a good laugh. Check out the pic on my author page to view all the pages in this book!

The Language Instinct

Author : Steven Pinker
ISBN : 9780062032522
Genre : Language Arts & Disciplines
File Size : 34. 26 MB
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In this classic, the world's expert on language and mind lucidly explains everything you always wanted to know about language: how it works, how children learn it, how it changes, how the brain computes it, and how it evolved. With deft use of examples of humor and wordplay, Steven Pinker weaves our vast knowledge of language into a compelling story: language is a human instinct, wired into our brains by evolution. The Language Instinct received the William James Book Prize from the American Psychological Association and the Public Interest Award from the Linguistics Society of America. This edition includes an update on advances in the science of language since The Language Instinct was first published.

The Ranger

Author : Ace Atkins
ISBN : 1101516100
Genre : Fiction
File Size : 90. 15 MB
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Fans of Justified and James Lee Burke will love Mississippi lawman Quinn Colson… The first Quinn Colson novel from the author of The Lost Ones, The Broken Places, and The Forsaken After years of war, Army Ranger Quinn Colson returns home to the rugged, rough hill country of northeast Mississippi to find his native Tibbehah County overrun with corruption, decay, meth runners, and violence. His uncle, the longtime county sheriff, is dead. A suicide, he’s told, but others—like tomboy deputy Lillie Virgil—whisper murder. In the days that follow, it’s up to Colson to discover the truth, not only about his uncle, but about his family, his friends, his town, and himself. And once it’s discovered, there’s no going back for this real hero of the Deep South.

Dirty Doodles

Author : Rose Adders
ISBN : 1844422259
Genre : Art
File Size : 53. 28 MB
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This unique book provides countless sketch ideas and lets the readers fill in the contents themselves. Their imaginations will run wild as they start filling in the pages of the book with images as rude or clean as they prefer! Hundreds of sketches are included to play with depending on the mood. Some are complete and ready to color in, some are half-finished and require input for completion, and others still present a blank canvas for artists to practice upon.

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