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Quintessentially British Hilarious Adult Swearword Colouring Book

Author : L. Lench
ISBN : 1530635764
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Quintessentially British - Hilarious Adult Swearword Colouring book, Volume 1. Contains 30 illustrations of British swearwords with beautifully illustrated backgrounds, each with their own additional descriptive page. For more information and to preview you can visit www.qb-books.com Ever wondered how the British swear? Ever wondered what all those words mean? Then this is the book for you. Even if you don't like colouring then this book will make you laugh out loud. Quintessentially British is so much more than all the other swear word colouring books on the market. You learn some new words and discover what they mean in addition to the awesome illustrations for you to colour. In total there are 30 delightfully British swearwords for you to enjoy and colour, all illustrations include usage, examples and definitions for all British Swearwords used. So if you have ever wondered how the British swear and what these words actually mean then this is the book for you, if you love colouring then for each word we have created a wonderful illustration for you to colour. WARNING: Contains words that could easily offend, like F*&K and C@&T. If you are easily offended then this is not the book for you. Example Text Page W is for Wanker Wanker - noun BRITISH vulgar slang a contemptible person (used as a generalized term of abuse). While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally. I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker. Most children these days learn the word "wanker" long before they learn its literal meaning. EXAMPLES: "You're such a wanker!" "He lost both of his hands in a childhood kiting accident. What a wanker!." Volume 2 will be out shortly, with even more words for your amusement. Words included in this book: Arsehole Bastard Bellend Berk Bloody Blooming Eck Bollocks Bugger Cobblers Cunt Dickhead Fuck Fuck It Gormless Knob Knobend Manky Minger Munter Oh Nuts Oi Cunt Piss Off Plonker Pussy Sod Off Swine Tits Tosser Twat Wanker For more information and to preview you can visit www.qb-books.com TAGS: colouring book, coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, midnight colouring book, black adult colouring book, midnight adult colouring book, sweary colouring book, swear word colouring book, swear words adult colouring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, millie marotta, joanna basford, swear, enchanted forest, emma farrarons, release anger, anger management, release your anger

Quintessentially British Volume 2

Author : L. Lench
ISBN : 153365509X
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Quintessentially British Volume 2: Insulting and rude phrases This is an extremely rude and insulting colouring book. This volume contains 29 illustrations of British swearwords with beautifully illustrated backgrounds. For more information and to preview you can visit www.qb-books.com In total there are 29 delightfully British swearword phrases and insults for you to enjoy and colour. WARNING: Contains words that could easily offend, like F*&K and C@&T. If you are easily offended then this is not the book for you. Volume 3 will be out shortly, with even more words and phrases for your amusement. Phrases included in this book: 1 What the fuck are you looking at? 2 What do you mean unicorns don't exist, I am a motherfucking unicorn 3 Chill the fuck out 4 Stop talking shit 5 That was pretty fucking cuntish 6 Are you taking the piss? 7 I'm all out of fucks to give 8 Does it look like I give a fuck 9 You cheese eating surrender monkey 10: Mirrors can't talk, and lucky for you they can't tell you to fuck off either 11 People like you are the reason we have a middle finger 12 No need for insults your face says it all 13 It's not that I'm smarter than you, it's just you're dumber than everyone else 14 Jealousy is a disease: Get well soon motherfucker 15 You're very beautiful, no doubt about it. But I would still rather fuck a monkey 16 If I hurt your feelings in any way. I just want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that I don't fucking care 17: Where did you come from? Shit!! Did someone leave your cage open 18 It's not that I hate you. I just wish I had never fucking met you 10 Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fucking fingers and the middle one is for you 20 I'm not listening, but keep on talking I love the way you make my ears bleed 21 Life is great, you should try getting one sometime 22 I'm partial to Fucktard, although fuckface, dipshit and arsehole are good too 23 Hello, Good Evening and Bollocks 24 I wish he would shove a rabbit up his arse, strap a ferret to his Dick and then fuck himself 25 I really, really, really, really absolutely fucking hate you, you are nothing but a worthless pile of stinking dog shit, go fuck yourself. 26 Fuck You 27 Wow, what a fucktacular lack of judgement 28 Have I told you how much I appreciate you? No? Oh good 29: Thank you for buying our book, we appreciate your custom. Now Fuck off For more information and to preview you can visit www.qb-books.com TAGS: colouring book, coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, midnight colouring book, black adult colouring book, midnight adult colouring book, sweary colouring book, swear word colouring book, swear words adult colouring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, millie marotta, joanna basford, swear, enchanted forest, emma farrarons, release anger, anger management, release your anger

Quintessentially British Volume 2 Insulting And Rude Phrases Midnight Edition

Author : L. Lench
ISBN : 1533654999
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Quintessentially British Volume 2: Insulting and rude phrases - MIDNIGHT EDITION Midnight edition printed on black paper for a unique experience. No need to worry about going over the lines and you can ensure your colourings look amazing against the deep and moody black background. Perfect for a rude and insulting colouring book. This volume contains 29 illustrations of British swearwords with beautifully illustrated backgrounds. For more information and to preview you can visit www.qb-books.com In total there are 29 delightfully British swearword phrases and insults for you to enjoy and colour. WARNING: Contains words that could easily offend, like F*&K and C@&T. If you are easily offended then this is not the book for you. Volume 3 will be out shortly, with even more words and phrases for your amusement. Phrases included in this book: 1 What the fuck are you looking at? 2 What do you mean unicorns don't exist, I am a motherfucking unicorn 3 Chill the fuck out 4 Stop talking shit 5 That was pretty fucking cuntish 6 Are you taking the piss? 7 I'm all out of fucks to give 8 Does it look like I give a fuck 9 You cheese eating surrender monkey 10: Mirrors can't talk, and lucky for you they can't tell you to fuck off either 11 People like you are the reason we have a middle finger 12 No need for insults your face says it all 13 It's not that I'm smarter than you, it's just you're dumber than everyone else 14 Jealousy is a disease: Get well soon motherfucker 15 You're very beautiful, no doubt about it. But I would still rather fuck a monkey 16 If I hurt your feelings in any way. I just want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that I don't fucking care 17: Where did you come from? Shit!! Did someone leave your cage open 18 It's not that I hate you. I just wish I had never fucking met you 10 Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fucking fingers and the middle one is for you 20 I'm not listening, but keep on talking I love the way you make my ears bleed 21 Life is great, you should try getting one sometime 22 I'm partial to Fucktard, although fuckface, dipshit and arsehole are good too 23 Hello, Good Evening and Bollocks 24 I wish he would shove a rabbit up his arse, strap a ferret to his Dick and then fuck himself 25 I really, really, really, really absolutely fucking hate you, you are nothing but a worthless pile of stinking dog shit, go fuck yourself. 26 Fuck You 27 Wow, what a fucktacular lack of judgement 28 Have I told you how much I appreciate you? No? Oh good 29: Thank you for buying our book, we appreciate your custom. Now Fuck off For more information and to preview you can visit www.qb-books.com TAGS: colouring book, coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, midnight colouring book, black adult colouring book, midnight adult colouring book, sweary colouring book, swear word colouring book, swear words adult colouring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, millie marotta, joanna basford, swear, enchanted forest, emma farrarons, release anger, anger management, release your anger

Swear Word Adult Coloring Book

Author : Jason Potash
ISBN : 1533187452
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This Swear Word Adult Coloring Book is filled with 25 rude and very sweary pictures to color. Each print is uniquely designed for all skill levels, some easy for quick results, some a little harder when you are more stressed and some very detailed pictures that will take hours to complete. One thing they all have in common though is that they each contain filthy rude sweary words. They are beautifully designed curse word pictures inside, each different and unique, you will have hours of fun and laughter coloring these out. Coloring for adults is the way to go to de-stress your life, relax, meditate, calm yourself down and get creative at the same time. Research has shown that adult coloring has positive effects on the mind and well-being and this book provides the essential therapy needed in this fast paced world. It will bring you mindfulness and peace. This book is only printed on one side so you won't get any bleed through when coloring, You will then be able to carefully remove each print once you've done (you will be calm and happy by then).

Underwater Tranquility Adult Colouring Book

Author : L. Lench
ISBN : 1530850622
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Underwater Tranquility consists of 60 wonderful underwater scenes for you to colour at your leisure. From Seahorses, SeaShells, Mermaids to Shipwrecks. Other Books Available:Elephants - A Colouring Book Journey to EnlightenmentQuintessentially British - Hilarious Adult Swearword BookMums Colouring Book of MandalasFairies, Dragons & Unicorns - Adult Colouring BookUltimate Cats Colouring Book: Big Cats & Little CatsUltimate Colouring Book of Birds80 Mandalas to Calm your Mind QB Colouring books design wonderful adult colouring books that are available worldwide. All of our books are printed so that there is no image on the reverse of each illustration. This way you can cut out and keep/frame your finished design if you are pleased with it without it ruining any of the other images. Our most popular colouring book is the best seller 'Quintessentially British'. Since then we have been dedicated to bringing quality colouring books to the public. More information can be found at www.qb-books.com

Swear Words Colouring Book

Author : Swear Word Colouring Book Group
ISBN : 1945006064
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This best selling adult colouring book will have you smiling in no time. Our swear word colouring book for adults contains some of Outrageous Katie's best graphic illustrations and swear words you wouldn't dare say in front of mom! Our book contains curse words that will make you laugh, giggle, and gasp. You never knew ugly words could be so pretty! You'll be telling everyone you know about this top seller in adult colouring books. Some of the words you'll be giggling over are: As*hole Bullsh*t Jackas* D*ckcheese Limpd*ck And so many more! 100% orignal and hand drawn illustrations. 8.5"x11.0" book with images that fill the entire page. Fantastic gift for anyone with a sense of humor If you're looking for the best in adult swear word coloring books look no further. Please order your's today! ***Please know that our book contains curse words and is not intended for children.***

Killing Floor

Author : Lee Child
ISBN : 9781409084815
Genre : Fiction
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Killing Floor is the first book in the internationally popular series about Jack Reacher, hero of the blockbuster movie starring Tom Cruise. It presents Reacher for the first time, as the tough ex-military cop of no fixed abode: a righter of wrongs, the perfect action hero. Jack Reacher jumps off a bus and walks fourteen miles down a country road into Margrave, Georgia. An arbitrary decision he's about to regret. Reacher is the only stranger in town on the day they have had their first homicide in thirty years.The cops arrest Reacher and the police chief turns eyewitness to place him at the scene. As nasty secrets leak out, and the body count mounts, one thing is for sure. They picked the wrong guy to take the fall.

How To Speak Brit

Author : Christopher J. Moore
ISBN : 9780698162136
Genre : Language Arts & Disciplines
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The quintessential A to Z guide to British English—perfect for every egghead and bluestocking looking to conquer the language barrier Oscar Wilde once said the Brits have "everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language." Any visitor to Old Blighty can sympathize with Mr. Wilde. After all, even fluent English speakers can be at sixes and sevens when told to pick up the "dog and bone" or "head to the loo," so they can "spend a penny." Wherever did these peculiar expressions come from? British author Christopher J. Moore made a name for himself on this side of the pond with the sleeper success of his previous book, In Other Words. Now, Moore draws on history, literature, pop culture, and his own heritage to explore the phrases that most embody the British character. He traces the linguistic influence of writers from Chaucer to Shakespeare and Dickens to Wodehouse, and unravels the complexity Brits manage to imbue in seemingly innocuous phrases like "All right." Along the way, Moore reveals the uniquely British origins of some of the English language’s more curious sayings. For example: Who is Bob and how did he become your uncle? Why do we refer to powerless politicians as “lame ducks”? How did “posh” become such a stylish word? Part language guide, part cultural study, How to Speak Brit is the perfect addition to every Anglophile’s library and an entertaining primer that will charm the linguistic-minded legions.

Swear Word Colouring Book

Author : Star Books
ISBN : 1530185092
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#1 Bestselling Swear Word Adult Colouring Book with detailed Illustrations Hilarious Swear word colouring book for Adults with tons of Original detailed designs. This Swear Word Adult Colouring Book is definitely a stress reliever! These beautiful designs are a joy to colour. Simply sit back, relax, and choose the swear word that connects with you, there's something for everyone. Swear Word Colouring Book for Adults is perfectly cool. 25 Beautiful Original Sweary Design to Colour Single-Sided Pages Sized to frame at 8.5" X 11" Printed on white paper Each Swear word is designed with different types of cute animals and flowers Each Colouring Page is designed for fun and Relaxation Each Colouring Page is Printed on a Separate Sheet to Avoid Bleed Through What's Inside Asshole Baggy Vag Bastard Bitch Bollocks Bullshit Crap Cunt Damn Dickhead Douche Eat Shit Fuck Fuck Bunny Fuckwit Holy Shit Idiot Knob cheese Motherfucker Piss off Shitballs Skittle tits Twat waffle Whore Slut Swear Word Colouring Book, an adult colouring book that lets you embrace your inner potty mouth. Buy one today and get started!

Gemina

Author : Amie Kaufman
ISBN : 9780553499179
Genre : Young Adult Fiction
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A New York Times Bestseller Brace yourself for GEMINA—the highly anticipated sequel to the book critics called “out-of-this-world awesome”—featuring journal illustrations by bestselling author Marie Lu! Moving to a space station at the edge of the galaxy was always going to be the death of Hanna’s social life. Nobody said it might actually get her killed. The sci-fi saga that began with the breakout bestseller Illuminae continues on board the Jump Station Heimdall, where two new characters will confront the next wave of the BeiTech assault. Hanna is the station captain’s pampered daughter; Nik the reluctant member of a notorious crime family. But while the pair are struggling with the realities of life aboard the galaxy's most boring space station, little do they know that Kady Grant and the Hypatia are headed right toward Heimdall, carrying news of the Kerenza invasion. When an elite BeiTech strike team invades the station, Hanna and Nik are thrown together to defend their home. But alien predators are picking off the station residents one by one, and a malfunction in the station's wormhole means the space-time continuum might be ripped in two before dinner. Soon Hanna and Nik aren’t just fighting for their own survival; the fate of everyone on the Hypatia—and possibly the known universe—is in their hands. But relax. They've totally got this. They hope. Once again told through a compelling dossier of emails, IMs, classified files, transcripts, and schematics, Gemina raises the stakes of the Illuminae Files, hurling readers into an enthralling new story that will leave them breathless. Praise for Illuminae: A New York Times Bestseller A PW Bestseller “Out-of-this-world awesome.” —Kirkus Reviews, Starred “Stylistically mesmerizing.” —Publishers Weekly, Starred “An arresting visual experience.” —Booklist, Starred “A game-changer.” —Shelf Awareness, Starred

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