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Quintessentially British Hilarious Adult Swearword Colouring Book

Author : L. Lench
ISBN : 1530635764
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Quintessentially British - Hilarious Adult Swearword Colouring book, Volume 1. Contains 30 illustrations of British swearwords with beautifully illustrated backgrounds, each with their own additional descriptive page. For more information and to preview you can visit www.qb-books.com Ever wondered how the British swear? Ever wondered what all those words mean? Then this is the book for you. Even if you don't like colouring then this book will make you laugh out loud. Quintessentially British is so much more than all the other swear word colouring books on the market. You learn some new words and discover what they mean in addition to the awesome illustrations for you to colour. In total there are 30 delightfully British swearwords for you to enjoy and colour, all illustrations include usage, examples and definitions for all British Swearwords used. So if you have ever wondered how the British swear and what these words actually mean then this is the book for you, if you love colouring then for each word we have created a wonderful illustration for you to colour. WARNING: Contains words that could easily offend, like F*&K and C@&T. If you are easily offended then this is not the book for you. Example Text Page W is for Wanker Wanker - noun BRITISH vulgar slang a contemptible person (used as a generalized term of abuse). While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally. I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker. Most children these days learn the word "wanker" long before they learn its literal meaning. EXAMPLES: "You're such a wanker!" "He lost both of his hands in a childhood kiting accident. What a wanker!." Volume 2 will be out shortly, with even more words for your amusement. Words included in this book: Arsehole Bastard Bellend Berk Bloody Blooming Eck Bollocks Bugger Cobblers Cunt Dickhead Fuck Fuck It Gormless Knob Knobend Manky Minger Munter Oh Nuts Oi Cunt Piss Off Plonker Pussy Sod Off Swine Tits Tosser Twat Wanker For more information and to preview you can visit www.qb-books.com TAGS: colouring book, coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, midnight colouring book, black adult colouring book, midnight adult colouring book, sweary colouring book, swear word colouring book, swear words adult colouring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, millie marotta, joanna basford, swear, enchanted forest, emma farrarons, release anger, anger management, release your anger

Quintessentially British Volume 2

Author : L. Lench
ISBN : 153365509X
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Quintessentially British Volume 2: Insulting and rude phrases This is an extremely rude and insulting colouring book. This volume contains 29 illustrations of British swearwords with beautifully illustrated backgrounds. For more information and to preview you can visit www.qb-books.com In total there are 29 delightfully British swearword phrases and insults for you to enjoy and colour. WARNING: Contains words that could easily offend, like F*&K and C@&T. If you are easily offended then this is not the book for you. Volume 3 will be out shortly, with even more words and phrases for your amusement. Phrases included in this book: 1 What the fuck are you looking at? 2 What do you mean unicorns don't exist, I am a motherfucking unicorn 3 Chill the fuck out 4 Stop talking shit 5 That was pretty fucking cuntish 6 Are you taking the piss? 7 I'm all out of fucks to give 8 Does it look like I give a fuck 9 You cheese eating surrender monkey 10: Mirrors can't talk, and lucky for you they can't tell you to fuck off either 11 People like you are the reason we have a middle finger 12 No need for insults your face says it all 13 It's not that I'm smarter than you, it's just you're dumber than everyone else 14 Jealousy is a disease: Get well soon motherfucker 15 You're very beautiful, no doubt about it. But I would still rather fuck a monkey 16 If I hurt your feelings in any way. I just want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that I don't fucking care 17: Where did you come from? Shit!! Did someone leave your cage open 18 It's not that I hate you. I just wish I had never fucking met you 10 Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fucking fingers and the middle one is for you 20 I'm not listening, but keep on talking I love the way you make my ears bleed 21 Life is great, you should try getting one sometime 22 I'm partial to Fucktard, although fuckface, dipshit and arsehole are good too 23 Hello, Good Evening and Bollocks 24 I wish he would shove a rabbit up his arse, strap a ferret to his Dick and then fuck himself 25 I really, really, really, really absolutely fucking hate you, you are nothing but a worthless pile of stinking dog shit, go fuck yourself. 26 Fuck You 27 Wow, what a fucktacular lack of judgement 28 Have I told you how much I appreciate you? No? Oh good 29: Thank you for buying our book, we appreciate your custom. Now Fuck off For more information and to preview you can visit www.qb-books.com TAGS: colouring book, coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, midnight colouring book, black adult colouring book, midnight adult colouring book, sweary colouring book, swear word colouring book, swear words adult colouring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, millie marotta, joanna basford, swear, enchanted forest, emma farrarons, release anger, anger management, release your anger

Swear Word Coloring Book

Author : Color mom
ISBN : 1944575405
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File Size : 76. 14 MB
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Over 25 Unique Hand curated Designs To Color This Adult Coloring books Contains Dozens of hilarious swear words (Containing All the F-Bomb Words) imaginable Coloring Pages designed for Adults Each Swear word is Designed with cats, dogs, butterflies patterns Each Coloring Page is designed for fun and Relaxation The Variety of Pages Ensure there is something for every skill level Your Choice of coloring tool can be used (Pens, Pencils, Markers, Crayons etc) Each Coloring Page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through Join Our list to receive weekly freebies at www.swearwordscoloring.com Scroll Up Now and Order Your Copy to Get started Immediately

Underwater Tranquility Adult Colouring Book

Author : L. Lench
ISBN : 1530850622
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Underwater Tranquility consists of 60 wonderful underwater scenes for you to colour at your leisure. From Seahorses, SeaShells, Mermaids to Shipwrecks. Other Books Available:Elephants - A Colouring Book Journey to EnlightenmentQuintessentially British - Hilarious Adult Swearword BookMums Colouring Book of MandalasFairies, Dragons & Unicorns - Adult Colouring BookUltimate Cats Colouring Book: Big Cats & Little CatsUltimate Colouring Book of Birds80 Mandalas to Calm your Mind QB Colouring books design wonderful adult colouring books that are available worldwide. All of our books are printed so that there is no image on the reverse of each illustration. This way you can cut out and keep/frame your finished design if you are pleased with it without it ruining any of the other images. Our most popular colouring book is the best seller 'Quintessentially British'. Since then we have been dedicated to bringing quality colouring books to the public. More information can be found at www.qb-books.com

Swear Adult Coloring Books

Author : Adult Coloring Books
ISBN : 1944575332
Genre : Humor
File Size : 58. 75 MB
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Swear Adult Coloring Books: Featuring Over 25 Pages of Stress Relieving Fancy Swears If you're feeling the stress, need to relax, but can't stand all the flowers and cutesy designs, this is the coloring book for you. This Over 25 fantastic pages of curse words just waiting to be decorated however you see fit. The book is single-sided and ideal for markers, pens, watercolour or pencils. It's also printed on high quality paper to allow for easy coloring Scroll Up Now and Click the Buy Button to Get Started Immediately

Dirty Doodles

Author : Rose Adders
ISBN : 1844422259
Genre : Art
File Size : 43. 93 MB
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This unique book provides countless sketch ideas and lets the readers fill in the contents themselves. Their imaginations will run wild as they start filling in the pages of the book with images as rude or clean as they prefer! Hundreds of sketches are included to play with depending on the mood. Some are complete and ready to color in, some are half-finished and require input for completion, and others still present a blank canvas for artists to practice upon.

Sweary Coloring Book

Author : Adult Coloring Books
ISBN : 1944575367
Genre : Humor
File Size : 66. 8 MB
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25 Unique Hand curated Designs To Color Dozens of inappropriate swear words imaginable Coloring Pages designed for Adults Each Swear word is Designed with cats, dogs, butterflies patterns Each Coloring Page is designed for fun and Relaxations The Variety of Pages Ensure there is something for every skill level Your Choice of coloring tool can be used (Pens, Pencils, Markers, Crayons etc) Each Coloring Page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through Scroll Up Now and Order Your Copy to Get started Immediately!

Bridget Jones S Baby

Author : Helen Fielding
ISBN : 9781524732509
Genre : Fiction
File Size : 69. 51 MB
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Bridget Jones, beloved Singleton and global phenomenon, is back with a bump in Bridget Jones's Baby: The Diaries. 8:45 P.M. Realize there have been so many times in my life when have fantasized about going to a scan with Mark or Daniel: just not both at the same time. Before motherhood, before marriage, Bridget with biological clock ticking very, very loudly, finds herself unexpectedly pregnant at the eleventh hour: a joyful pregnancy which is dominated, however, by a crucial but terribly awkward question – who is the father? Mark Darcy: honourable, decent, notable human rights lawyer? Or Daniel Cleaver: charming, witty, notable fuckwit? 9:45 PM It’s like they’re two halves of the perfect man, who’ll spend the rest of their lives each wanting to outdo the other one. And now it’s all enacting itself in my stomach. In this gloriously funny, touching story of baby-deadline panic, maternal bliss, and social, professional, technological, culinary and childbirth chaos, Bridget Jones – global phenomenon and the world’s favorite Singleton – is back with a bump.

Everybody Curses I Swear

Author : Carrie Keagan
ISBN : 9781250026194
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
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She’s been called vulgar, crass, sophomoric, offensive and dirty...and that was just in one article. But there’s so much more to talk show host, internet entrepreneur, and original YouTube sensation, Carrie Keagan. You may know her as host, writer, and producer of VH1’s hit morning show Big Morning Buzz Live with Carrie Keagan, but before Judd Apatow made being dirty mainstream, she was pioneering the R-rated, A-List celebrity digital video to an audience of tens of millions on one of the first and most successful YouTube networks ever, No Good TV. She’s turned swearing into an art-form and invited all of Hollywood to join in. Some women f*ck their way to the top but she “f*cked” her way to the top. Her naughty interviews with Hollywood’s elite are the stuff of legend, earning her the nickname “Barbara Walters on Acid.” She’s gone toe-to-toe with virtually every celebrity in the world, and she’s been taking notes. Get ready for all the juicy, behind-the-scenes stories from the biggest stars as she shares her journey from being a bullied kid from Buffalo to Hollywood’s most fearless host. After 8,000 interviews, 2 billion views online, her own TV show, and countless appearances including her upcoming season on Celebrity Apprentice, she’s got crazy stories to tell. Everybody Curses, I Swear! is the quintessential book on the wonderful world of potty-mouthed depravity inside Hollywood! Everybody Curses, I Swear! Features stories and commentaries from Hollywood's A-listers, including: George Clooney, Matt Damon, Ben Affleck, Sandra Bullock, Jack Black, Emma Stone, Jennifer Aniston, Adam Sandler, Cameron Diaz, George Lucas, Chris Pratt, Chris Evans, Anthony Mackie, James Cameron, Jonah Hill, Judd Apatow, Will Smith, Heath Ledger, Denzel Washington, Robert Downey, Jr., Ben Stiller, Andy Samberg, Jimmy Fallon, Queen Latifah, Jackie Collins, Steve Carell, Justin Timberlake, Mike Myers, Sacha Baron Cohen, Paul Walker, Robin Williams, Jennifer Lawrence, Quentin Tarantino, Russell Brand, Mark Wahlberg, Sylvester Stallone, Shailene Woodley, Seth Rogen, Will Ferrell, Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson.

Gemina

Author : Amie Kaufman
ISBN : 9780553499179
Genre : Young Adult Fiction
File Size : 72. 8 MB
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A New York Times Bestseller Brace yourself for GEMINA—the highly anticipated sequel to the book critics called “out-of-this-world awesome”—featuring journal illustrations by bestselling author Marie Lu! Moving to a space station at the edge of the galaxy was always going to be the death of Hanna’s social life. Nobody said it might actually get her killed. The sci-fi saga that began with the breakout bestseller Illuminae continues on board the Jump Station Heimdall, where two new characters will confront the next wave of the BeiTech assault. Hanna is the station captain’s pampered daughter; Nik the reluctant member of a notorious crime family. But while the pair are struggling with the realities of life aboard the galaxy's most boring space station, little do they know that Kady Grant and the Hypatia are headed right toward Heimdall, carrying news of the Kerenza invasion. When an elite BeiTech strike team invades the station, Hanna and Nik are thrown together to defend their home. But alien predators are picking off the station residents one by one, and a malfunction in the station's wormhole means the space-time continuum might be ripped in two before dinner. Soon Hanna and Nik aren’t just fighting for their own survival; the fate of everyone on the Hypatia—and possibly the known universe—is in their hands. But relax. They've totally got this. They hope. Once again told through a compelling dossier of emails, IMs, classified files, transcripts, and schematics, Gemina raises the stakes of the Illuminae Files, hurling readers into an enthralling new story that will leave them breathless. Praise for Illuminae: A New York Times Bestseller A PW Bestseller “Out-of-this-world awesome.” —Kirkus Reviews, Starred “Stylistically mesmerizing.” —Publishers Weekly, Starred “An arresting visual experience.” —Booklist, Starred “A game-changer.” —Shelf Awareness, Starred

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