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Quintessentially British Hilarious Adult Swearword Colouring Book

Author : L. Lench
ISBN : 1530635764
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Quintessentially British - Hilarious Adult Swearword Colouring book, Volume 1. Contains 30 illustrations of British swearwords with beautifully illustrated backgrounds, each with their own additional descriptive page. For more information and to preview you can visit www.qb-books.com Ever wondered how the British swear? Ever wondered what all those words mean? Then this is the book for you. Even if you don't like colouring then this book will make you laugh out loud. Quintessentially British is so much more than all the other swear word colouring books on the market. You learn some new words and discover what they mean in addition to the awesome illustrations for you to colour. In total there are 30 delightfully British swearwords for you to enjoy and colour, all illustrations include usage, examples and definitions for all British Swearwords used. So if you have ever wondered how the British swear and what these words actually mean then this is the book for you, if you love colouring then for each word we have created a wonderful illustration for you to colour. WARNING: Contains words that could easily offend, like F*&K and C@&T. If you are easily offended then this is not the book for you. Example Text Page W is for Wanker Wanker - noun BRITISH vulgar slang a contemptible person (used as a generalized term of abuse). While "to wank" means "to masturbate", the term "wanker" is seldom if ever used in British slang to denote "one who wanks". It is quite wrong to infer from somebody's being a wanker that they in fact wank (and vice versa), but of course, fair to assume they do in any case. Herein lies the genius of the insult: if you call someone a wanker, it's probably true, but only literally. I suppose it all originates from our repressed Victorian sexualities, from back when everybody thought they were the only ones to suffer the secret shame of being an actual wanker. Most children these days learn the word "wanker" long before they learn its literal meaning. EXAMPLES: "You're such a wanker!" "He lost both of his hands in a childhood kiting accident. What a wanker!." Volume 2 will be out shortly, with even more words for your amusement. Words included in this book: Arsehole Bastard Bellend Berk Bloody Blooming Eck Bollocks Bugger Cobblers Cunt Dickhead Fuck Fuck It Gormless Knob Knobend Manky Minger Munter Oh Nuts Oi Cunt Piss Off Plonker Pussy Sod Off Swine Tits Tosser Twat Wanker For more information and to preview you can visit www.qb-books.com TAGS: colouring book, coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, midnight colouring book, black adult colouring book, midnight adult colouring book, sweary colouring book, swear word colouring book, swear words adult colouring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, millie marotta, joanna basford, swear, enchanted forest, emma farrarons, release anger, anger management, release your anger

Quintessentially British Volume 2

Author : L. Lench
ISBN : 153365509X
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Quintessentially British Volume 2: Insulting and rude phrases This is an extremely rude and insulting colouring book. This volume contains 29 illustrations of British swearwords with beautifully illustrated backgrounds. For more information and to preview you can visit www.qb-books.com In total there are 29 delightfully British swearword phrases and insults for you to enjoy and colour. WARNING: Contains words that could easily offend, like F*&K and C@&T. If you are easily offended then this is not the book for you. Volume 3 will be out shortly, with even more words and phrases for your amusement. Phrases included in this book: 1 What the fuck are you looking at? 2 What do you mean unicorns don't exist, I am a motherfucking unicorn 3 Chill the fuck out 4 Stop talking shit 5 That was pretty fucking cuntish 6 Are you taking the piss? 7 I'm all out of fucks to give 8 Does it look like I give a fuck 9 You cheese eating surrender monkey 10: Mirrors can't talk, and lucky for you they can't tell you to fuck off either 11 People like you are the reason we have a middle finger 12 No need for insults your face says it all 13 It's not that I'm smarter than you, it's just you're dumber than everyone else 14 Jealousy is a disease: Get well soon motherfucker 15 You're very beautiful, no doubt about it. But I would still rather fuck a monkey 16 If I hurt your feelings in any way. I just want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that I don't fucking care 17: Where did you come from? Shit!! Did someone leave your cage open 18 It's not that I hate you. I just wish I had never fucking met you 10 Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 5 fucking fingers and the middle one is for you 20 I'm not listening, but keep on talking I love the way you make my ears bleed 21 Life is great, you should try getting one sometime 22 I'm partial to Fucktard, although fuckface, dipshit and arsehole are good too 23 Hello, Good Evening and Bollocks 24 I wish he would shove a rabbit up his arse, strap a ferret to his Dick and then fuck himself 25 I really, really, really, really absolutely fucking hate you, you are nothing but a worthless pile of stinking dog shit, go fuck yourself. 26 Fuck You 27 Wow, what a fucktacular lack of judgement 28 Have I told you how much I appreciate you? No? Oh good 29: Thank you for buying our book, we appreciate your custom. Now Fuck off For more information and to preview you can visit www.qb-books.com TAGS: colouring book, coloring book, midnight coloring book, black adult coloring book, midnight adult coloring book, sweary coloring book, swear word coloring book, swear words adult coloring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, midnight colouring book, black adult colouring book, midnight adult colouring book, sweary colouring book, swear word colouring book, swear words adult colouring book, bullshit book, bullshit coloring book, james alexander, memos to shitty people, calm the fuck down, chill the fuck out, sasha o'hara, johanna basford, millie marotta, joanna basford, swear, enchanted forest, emma farrarons, release anger, anger management, release your anger

Underwater Tranquility Adult Colouring Book

Author : L. Lench
ISBN : 1530850622
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Underwater Tranquility consists of 60 wonderful underwater scenes for you to colour at your leisure. From Seahorses, SeaShells, Mermaids to Shipwrecks. Other Books Available:Elephants - A Colouring Book Journey to EnlightenmentQuintessentially British - Hilarious Adult Swearword BookMums Colouring Book of MandalasFairies, Dragons & Unicorns - Adult Colouring BookUltimate Cats Colouring Book: Big Cats & Little CatsUltimate Colouring Book of Birds80 Mandalas to Calm your Mind QB Colouring books design wonderful adult colouring books that are available worldwide. All of our books are printed so that there is no image on the reverse of each illustration. This way you can cut out and keep/frame your finished design if you are pleased with it without it ruining any of the other images. Our most popular colouring book is the best seller 'Quintessentially British'. Since then we have been dedicated to bringing quality colouring books to the public. More information can be found at www.qb-books.com

Sweary Coloring Book

Author : Adult Coloring Books
ISBN : 1944575367
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25 Unique Hand curated Designs To Color Dozens of inappropriate swear words imaginable Coloring Pages designed for Adults Each Swear word is Designed with cats, dogs, butterflies patterns Each Coloring Page is designed for fun and Relaxations The Variety of Pages Ensure there is something for every skill level Your Choice of coloring tool can be used (Pens, Pencils, Markers, Crayons etc) Each Coloring Page is printed on a separate sheet to avoid bleed through Scroll Up Now and Order Your Copy to Get started Immediately

How To Speak Brit

Author : Christopher J. Moore
ISBN : 9780698162136
Genre : Language Arts & Disciplines
File Size : 46. 89 MB
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The quintessential A to Z guide to British English—perfect for every egghead and bluestocking looking to conquer the language barrier Oscar Wilde once said the Brits have "everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language." Any visitor to Old Blighty can sympathize with Mr. Wilde. After all, even fluent English speakers can be at sixes and sevens when told to pick up the "dog and bone" or "head to the loo," so they can "spend a penny." Wherever did these peculiar expressions come from? British author Christopher J. Moore made a name for himself on this side of the pond with the sleeper success of his previous book, In Other Words. Now, Moore draws on history, literature, pop culture, and his own heritage to explore the phrases that most embody the British character. He traces the linguistic influence of writers from Chaucer to Shakespeare and Dickens to Wodehouse, and unravels the complexity Brits manage to imbue in seemingly innocuous phrases like "All right." Along the way, Moore reveals the uniquely British origins of some of the English language’s more curious sayings. For example: Who is Bob and how did he become your uncle? Why do we refer to powerless politicians as “lame ducks”? How did “posh” become such a stylish word? Part language guide, part cultural study, How to Speak Brit is the perfect addition to every Anglophile’s library and an entertaining primer that will charm the linguistic-minded legions.

Everything I Never Told You

Author : Celeste Ng
ISBN : 9781101634615
Genre : Fiction
File Size : 60. 35 MB
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New York Times Bestseller · A New York Times Book Review Editor’s Choice · Winner of the Alex Award· Winner of the APALA Award for Fiction · NEA Big Read Selection NAMED A BEST BOOK OF THE YEAR BY: NPR · San Francisco Chronicle · Entertainment Weekly · The Huffington Post · Buzzfeed · Amazon · Grantland · Booklist · St. Louis Post Dispatch · Shelf Awareness · Book Riot · School Library Journal · Bustle · Time Out New York · Mashable · Cleveland Plain Dealer “Lydia is dead. But they don’t know this yet.” So begins this exquisite novel about a Chinese American family living in 1970s small-town Ohio. Lydia is the favorite child of Marilyn and James Lee, and her parents are determined that she will fulfill the dreams they were unable to pursue. But when Lydia’s body is found in the local lake, the delicate balancing act that has been keeping the Lee family together is destroyed, tumbling them into chaos. A profoundly moving story of family, secrets, and longing, Everything I Never Told You is both a gripping page-turner and a sensitive family portrait, uncovering the ways in which mothers and daughters, fathers and sons, and husbands and wives struggle, all their lives, to understand one another. From the Trade Paperback edition.

Killing Floor

Author : Lee Child
ISBN : 9781409084815
Genre : Fiction
File Size : 56. 17 MB
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Killing Floor is the first book in the internationally popular series about Jack Reacher, hero of the blockbuster movie starring Tom Cruise. It presents Reacher for the first time, as the tough ex-military cop of no fixed abode: a righter of wrongs, the perfect action hero. Jack Reacher jumps off a bus and walks fourteen miles down a country road into Margrave, Georgia. An arbitrary decision he's about to regret. Reacher is the only stranger in town on the day they have had their first homicide in thirty years.The cops arrest Reacher and the police chief turns eyewitness to place him at the scene. As nasty secrets leak out, and the body count mounts, one thing is for sure. They picked the wrong guy to take the fall.

Everybody Curses I Swear

Author : Carrie Keagan
ISBN : 9781250026200
Genre : Biography & Autobiography
File Size : 47. 84 MB
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She’s been called vulgar, crass, sophomoric, offensive and dirty...and that was just in one article. But there’s so much more to talk show host, internet entrepreneur, and original YouTube sensation, Carrie Keagan. You may know her as host, writer, and producer of VH1’s hit morning show Big Morning Buzz Live with Carrie Keagan, but before Judd Apatow made being dirty mainstream, she was pioneering the R-rated, A-List celebrity digital video to an audience of tens of millions on one of the first and most successful YouTube networks ever, No Good TV. She’s turned swearing into an art-form and invited all of Hollywood to join in. Some women f*ck their way to the top but she “f*cked” her way to the top. Her naughty interviews with Hollywood’s elite are the stuff of legend, earning her the nickname “Barbara Walters on Acid.” She’s gone toe-to-toe with virtually every celebrity in the world, and she’s been taking notes. Get ready for all the juicy, behind-the-scenes stories from the biggest stars as she shares her journey from being a bullied kid from Buffalo to Hollywood’s most fearless host. After 8,000 interviews, 2 billion views online, her own TV show, and countless appearances including her upcoming season on Celebrity Apprentice, she’s got crazy stories to tell. Everybody Curses, I Swear! is the quintessential book on the wonderful world of potty-mouthed depravity inside Hollywood!

Black Hawk Down

Author : Mark Bowden
ISBN : 1555846041
Genre : History
File Size : 55. 59 MB
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Already a classic of war reporting and now reissued as a Grove Press paperback, Black Hawk Down is Mark Bowden’s brilliant account of the longest sustained firefight involving American troops since the Vietnam War. On October 3, 1993, about a hundred elite U.S. soldiers were dropped by helicopter into the teeming market in the heart of Mogadishu, Somalia. Their mission was to abduct two top lieutenants of a Somali warlord and return to base. It was supposed to take an hour. Instead, they found themselves pinned down through a long and terrible night fighting against thousands of heavily armed Somalis. The following morning, eighteen Americans were dead and more than seventy had been badly wounded. Drawing on interviews from both sides, army records, audiotapes, and videos (some of the material is still classified), Bowden’s minute-by-minute narrative is one of the most exciting accounts of modern combat ever written—a riveting story that captures the heroism, courage, and brutality of battle.

Dirty Doodles

Author : Rose Adders
ISBN : 1844422259
Genre : Art
File Size : 84. 68 MB
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This unique book provides countless sketch ideas and lets the readers fill in the contents themselves. Their imaginations will run wild as they start filling in the pages of the book with images as rude or clean as they prefer! Hundreds of sketches are included to play with depending on the mood. Some are complete and ready to color in, some are half-finished and require input for completion, and others still present a blank canvas for artists to practice upon.

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